史上最搞最強最汗最囧最經典木偶劇

    事先聲明，這是一部限制級電影，如果你無法接受重口味暴力血腥粗口性語言等元素的話，請不要試圖尋找這部電影，也不用往下看了。
    看了以上說明的朋友們，請不要懷疑，這確實是部木偶劇，起碼是以木偶劇為形式的動畫，本片的強悍之處就在於能把木偶劇拍成限制級。
    影片一開頭，一派和平美好的法國街頭景像，配樂那個悠揚啊，感覺像在看羅馬假日一樣，然後恐怖組織拿著炸彈出現了，然後美國戰隊出現了，於是艾菲爾鐵塔倒了，羅浮宮毀了，當然這跟恐怖份子沒有太大的關係，都是美國大兵搞的鬼。結果恐怖份子被擊斃了，法國也毀了，美國戰隊鼓舞歡騰，接下來是惡俗的愛情橋段。短短的5分鐘，在諷刺美國大兵的同時，順便惡搞了好萊塢槍戰電影中所有經典俗套情節。
    鏡頭一轉，主角唱著「Everyone has AIDS」在百老匯出場了，歌很好聽，歌詞很汗，由此帶出了本片的主旨——Actor save the world，電影正式開演。前半段只能說是普通水平的諷刺動畫，但到了後半段，本片晉陞經典之列。
    你可以很汗的看到兩個木偶在鏡頭上用各種姿勢fxxking，就因為這段，我汗了好久。。。
    你可以看到金正日唐僧般哀怨的唱著「I'm lonely」，然後把所有的L都發成了R，那首歌居然挺好聽。
    你可以看到好萊塢眾多熟悉的面孔被製成木偶，組成了一個簡稱為F.A.G.的團體（--b），然後輪流被爆頭。
    等等等等。
    接下來摘錄一下本片最經典的理論：dick, pussy, asshole論。
    There are three kinds of people：
    Dicks，pussies and assholes.
    Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.
    But then you got your assholes.
    And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
    So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while,
because pussies get fucked by dicks.
    But dicks also fuck assholes.
    And if they didn't fuck the assholes， you know what you'd get?
    You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
    本段話在影片的最後還做了個昇華。
    We're reckless， arrogant， stupid dicks.
    And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
    And Kim Jong ll is an asshole.
    Pussies don't like dicks， because pussies get fucked by dicks.
    But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
    Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
    But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls.
    The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.
    Or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
    And it takes a pussy to show them that.
    But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
    Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
    I don't know much in this crazy， crazy world,but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole,
we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
    最後，這部電影的音樂都很好聽，歌詞都很好玩。