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ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter a carriage, with JULES and VINCENT, murderers.
J: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie?
V: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?
J: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike
Are strange to ours, with their own history:
Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.
V: What say they then, pray?
J: Hachis Parmentier.
V: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream?
J: Cream is but cream, only they say le crème.
V: What do they name black pudding?
J: I know not;
I visited no inn it could be bought.
………
J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response.
Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far,
And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat
J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark.
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: What?
JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
With anyone but she to whom he wed.


Context will know my name is the LORD.

下面是自己翻的，查了很多資料，很痛苦，希望大家指正！

第一幕 第二場。路上，清晨。馬車上，朱利葉斯和文森特，一群殺人犯

朱：那你知道法國人叫肉餡馬鈴薯餅什麼嗎？
文：你的意思是他們不叫肉餡馬鈴薯餅？
朱：當然不！他們的說話方式和我們都不太一樣，即是是表達同樣的意思和吃的東西，都帶有他們自己歷史風格：高盧人叫房子不叫cottage…
文：拜託，他們到底叫那玩意兒什麼啊？
朱：Hachis Parmentier.
文：Hachis Parmentier.！靠，那他們叫奶昔什麼呢？
朱：奶昔呢，還是奶昔，但是他們叫勒奶昔
文：那他們叫黑香腸什麼？
朱：這我可不知道；我沒去能賣黑香腸的旅館。
………..
朱：對不起，呃，我分散你的注意力嗎？繼續！啊，你話沒說完呢是吧？請允許我說說我的看法。你，說，Marsellus Wallace長得什麼樣子？
布（註：布雷特）：啊？
朱：你哪國的？
布：啊？
朱：操，詭異的回答！我走過那麼過地方，還他媽從來沒聽過 「啊」這地方。 「啊」那個地方也說英語？
布：啊？
朱：無上女王的英語，孬種，你他媽說英語嗎？
布：是！
朱：那你能聽懂我說什麼了！跟我說Marsellus Wallace長什麼樣子？
布：啊？
朱利葉斯拿刀抵住布雷特的脖子
朱：你再說「啊」一次看看！小兔崽子，說啊，再說一次看看！
我賭你再說「啊」，我賭兩次你把那個詞再說一遍，如果你不說Marsellus Wallace而說「啊」的話….
布：他….他是個黑人。
朱：啊~還有呢？
布：禿頭。
朱：他長得像個婊子嗎？
布：啊？
朱利葉斯刺中了他，布雷特叫出聲來
朱：他，長得，像個婊子嗎？
布：不----
朱：那你幹嘛把他當個婊子操？
布：我沒…
朱：啊~~你有，絕對的，你有！你想操他，但我說實話，Wallace君主不喜歡被操，除非和他的老婆。

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