剛整理下來第一集的雙語語錄.[手打的累死了]

如果一個光子打向有兩個狹縫的平面,如果有一個狹縫可以觀測到,那它沒有同時通過兩個狹縫.
So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed,it will not go through both slits.
如果觀測不到,那它會通過.
If it's unobserved,it will.
但如果它是在離開平面後,在擊中目標物之前被觀測到,那它不會同時通過兩個狹縫.
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,it won't have gone through both slits.
沒錯 你想說什麼
Agreed.What's your point?
沒什麼 我只是覺得這個主意放在Ｔ恤上不錯
That's no point, i just think it's a good idea for a t-shit.


但那些可憐的女人們會把希望寄託在我的精子上的.
But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
如果她最好發現那小不點連曲線下面積該用積分還是微分算都不知道 她會怎麼想?
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?


如果有一格階梯的高度存在哪怕兩毫米的微小差距,大多數人被會被絆倒.
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,most people will trip.
我十二歲時做過一系列試驗,我爸爸還摔斷了鎖骨.
I did a series of experiments when i was 12,My father broke his clavicle.
你就是因為這個被他們送去寄宿學校的?
Is that why they sent you to a boarding school?
不是, 是因為我那些關於雷射的試驗.
No. That was a result of my work with lasers.



我們要不要請他來吃午飯?
Should we have invited her for lunch?
不 我們要開始看太空堡壘卡拉狄加第二季.
NO.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
第二季的DVD我們已經看過了.
We already watched the season two dvds.
但評論音軌還沒看.
Not with commentary.

這方面我不在行 不過我相信如果是邀請別人吃午餐,你最好不要說些腸運動的事.
I'm no expert,but i believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.

不錯,只是一些量子力學而已邊上還隨便寫了一點點弦理論.
Yeah,well,it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.
那部份 是我開的玩笑 諷刺下波恩-奧本海默近似
That part there,that's just a joke.It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.

如果你說"上帝啊"是想再一次強調說你能在任何一個麻省理工的男生寢室牆上發現那些塗鴉,那一點沒錯.
If by "holy smokes",you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff.You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.

沒錯 我們可以了解到你有群眾性文化妄想就是指你出生時相對於任意確定星座的太陽的視位置可能會決定你的性格.
Yes.it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.


明白了 距離上次有女人在我們這裡輕解羅裳 並且看了之後我們不想把眼睛給挖出來的 已經很久了
Point taken.It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't want to rip out eyes out.

我很抱歉,如果我當初遇到點小麻煩就放棄的話我永遠也不會在宇宙大爆炸之後成功驗證弦理論了.
Excuse me , if i were to give up on the first little hitch,i never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.