剛整理下來第二集的雙語語錄.[手打的累死了]

既然現在沒蜜蜂出沒 你可以用我的腎上腺素
Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.

泰國在19世紀後半期才有叉子
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
有趣的是他們不直接把叉子放在嘴裡而是用叉子來吧食物放在勺子裡然後用勺子放到嘴裡.
Interesingly they don't put the fork in their mouth.They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.

路易斯萊恩從高空往下掉以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落體加速
Lois lane is falling,accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second.
超人俯衝下來用兩個鋼筋一樣的手臂想要接住她
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel
此時萊恩小姐在以每小時120公裡的速度往下掉
Miss lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour
碰到鋼筋手臂 立馬被劈成三瓣
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

(Leonard)但是如果超人也達到那個速度然後減速
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates
(Sheldon)還有時間嗎 先生 她離地面兩尺高
In what space ,sir? she's two feet above the ground.
如果他真的愛她的話 他應該讓她掉在馬路上 那還比較仁慈
Frankly,if he really loved her,he'd let her hit the pavement.It'd be a more merciful death.

問一下 跟我解釋下托盤餐具放在沙發上 這算哪門子組織系統.
Excuse me.Explain to me an organization system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.
我剛才有提到過這是沙發因為證據表明咖啡桌上正在舉辦小型二手貨販賣
I'm just inferring this a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.

(Leonard)你不能在半夜闖進一個女人的公寓 打掃
You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean
(Sheldon)我別無選擇 我睡不著 想到在我臥室外面是我們的客廳,在我們客廳外面是走廊和走廊這邊就是...這個樣子.
I had no choice . I couldn't sleeo knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway.And immediately adjacent to the hallway was...this.

(Leonard)有些錯誤 像居里夫人發現了鐳後來被證明有很大的科學研究價值 儘管她後來死於漫長而痛苦的放射性危害.
Some mistakes,such as madam curie's discovery of radium,turned out to have great scientific potential,even though she would later die a slow painful death"from radiation poisoning".

(Howard)我就擔心這個
Oh boy,i was afraid of this.
(Leonard)怎麼了
What?
(Howard)這些說明書用的都是些圖解用最沒有想像力的方式組合的這些零件.這就是為什麼瑞典沒有太空項目.
These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.This,right here is why sweden has no space program.
(Leonard)這個設計非常不合理 假設她有個平板電視,那就意味著這後面的空間都浪費了
It is an inefficient design,for example,she has a flat screen tv which means all the space behind it is wasted.
(Sheldon)我們可以把音響放這
We could put her stereo back there.
(Leonard)那怎麼遙控?
and control it how?
(Sheldon)裝個紅外線轉接器 光電管裝這 接收器裝這 小菜一碟
Run an infrared repeater.Photo cell here,emitter here,easy-peasy.
(Howard)想法不錯 怎麼冷卻
Good point How are you gonna cool it?
(Sheldon)用風扇怎麼樣 這裡一個 這裡一個
How about fans?here and here.
(Leonard)還是不太合理而且可能有噪音.
Also inefficient,and might be loud.
(Howard)液體冷卻劑怎麼樣 在這弄個水泵.裝四分之一英吋的聚氯乙烯
How about liquid coolant?maybe a little aquarium pump here,run some quarter-inch pvc...
(Penny)這個東西其實挺簡單的
Guys,this is actually really simple.
(Howard)等會,親愛的,男人在幹活
Hold on,honey. men at work.
聚氯乙烯循環到這,用電波紋薄鋼板在這做散熱器
The pvc comes down here.Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.
(Leonard)是嘛?那怎麼裝水盤,水閘?還有蓄電池?
Yeah?show me where we put a drip tray,a sluice,and an overflow reservoir.
(Sheldon)如果用到水,那就要把這玩意接地吧.
If water's involved,we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.
(Penny)這裡好熱哦,我還是把衣服脫光了吧..
It's hot in here, i think i'll just take off all my clothes.
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(Leonard)我想出來了.如果我們把嵌板A B F和橫木H都換成航空鋁.
Oh, i've got it.What about if we replace panels a,b and f and crossbar h with aircraft-grade aluminum?
(Sheldon)對了,那整個就都是散熱片
Right.then the entire thing is one heat sink.
(Howard)完美,你和謝爾頓去廢物堆積場找個6平方的鋁合板,我和拉傑搞定氧乙炔噴焊器.
Perfect.You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum?Raj and i will get the oxyacetylene torch.
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(未加名字標註的預設為sheldon所說)
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