我只是想用煙霧吹幾隻草泥馬

       看這部片子最大的收穫就是，翻譯的字幕太牛逼了。射手無敵啊！啥也不說摘幾段吧！

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請求支援!請回答,我操,他媽的.

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有人能聽到嗎?

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Oh, God. Oh, God!

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有人能.....

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這裡是小馬說事兒,我是馬休.勞爾

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他剛從奧斯陸回來,博士,在上個月,
你雷到了你的同行.

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額...你是要抽菸嗎?

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沒,我只是想用煙霧吹幾隻草泥馬

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可你不能在演播室抽菸.

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好吧,就吹1隻.

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蕾絲們和磚頭們,尊敬的同事,我可以做出結論

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我們的未來就指望它了.

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親們,我設計了這種裝置

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好吧,誰有問題?

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額,就你了,年輕人.

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如果你向太陽投射1噸的大麻,

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讓他燃燒起來,那大家會很high嗎?

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No. No, no.

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誰還有關於科學的問題?

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你吃偉哥嗎?

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為什麼上課前你在浴室哭?

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你看起來不高興,你現在要哭了嗎?

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恐龍是否有乳房?

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你丫誰?

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抱歉,我是Holly Cantrell.

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你知道,我不怪別人,只怪自己.

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因為,子曾經曰過"不成功,便成仁"

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做任何事都是有風險滴.

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我造好了他,是的,你知道,

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可我沒有勇氣去測試.

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所以我想去吃斯巴達漢堡,給我勇氣,可這沒用.

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當我吃下14000卡路裡的

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大力水手菠菜玉米卷.

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我發現我在地鐵里.

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當我繼續吃下12吋的全麥麵包

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努力讓自己成為小林尊之後.

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血糖之神沒能給我勇氣,讓我完成測試.

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我是個俗辣.

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你不是俗辣.
你是個人才.

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那麼,你喜歡哪一種?

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我有漫天星,二踢腳.

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蝴蝶飛飛,大雷子.

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還有這個小騷騷,我叫他墨西哥巨根!

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當一切就緒.

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我將把我的家放在這個金色的小尖尖上.

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然後我就找個小LOLI和她在此共度餘生.

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當我們吵架,她惹我生氣時.

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我會把她關在另一個尖尖上.

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她會成為我的囚犯和奴隸.

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可惜，這位大神祇翻了20分鐘。可惜可惜！   舉報