看Team America: World Police是怎麼嘲諷蒸煮港和小本的

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl.

And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck.

And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.

我還是蠻喜歡Michael Bay的變形金剛的，不過蒸煮港實在不敢苟同。