TBBT

If I could speak the lauguage of rabbits, that will be amazed, I will
be their king.
I would be kind to my rabbit subjekts, at first.
One day, I hold a great ball for the president of France,
but the rabbits--they hate me and don't come.
I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world
and make them watch. (S03E08)

Get back here,you stupid bird, so I can love you ! (S05E09)