【1】關於sheldon的諷刺理論

        The Big Bang Theory Season 1 (2007)

    星戰，太空堡壘，時間機器，matrix，終結者，魔獸世界，哈比人，halo，評論音軌，導演剪輯版……

        【1】
    1、十二歲時做過實驗，如果有一格樓梯的高度存在哪怕兩毫米的微小差距，大多數人會絆倒。
    If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,most people will trip.
       2、群眾性文化妄想，就是指你出生時相對於任意確定星座的太陽的視位置可能會決定你的性格。
    Mass cultural delusion,that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth., somehow affects your personally.
      3、能目睹你大腦工作實在很榮幸。
    It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
        
        【2】
    Sheldon半夜偷偷跑去幫penny整理房間，好可愛。
        
        【4】
    1、驗證一個假設：看看水份子從雞蛋的蛋白質中分離出來是否對口感有影響。
    About the separation of the water molecules from the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste.
      2、吃多種維生素是有很多好處，但是人只能吸收一定的量，所以你買那麼多就是買一堆貴重的尿的原料。
    There’s some value to taking a multivitamin.but the human body can only absorb so much.what you』re buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.
      3、人釣魚也就那麼點耐性，釣了一會就恨不得扔一堆炸藥下去。
    You can only fish for so long before you got throw a stick of dynamite in the water.
      4、比別人聰明可以接受，但你不能一直強調這點。
    It’s okay to be smarter than everybody,but you can』t go around pointing it out.

              【5】
    1、萊斯利說，勾人靠胸部，留人靠頭腦。
    Leslie:come for the breasts,stay for the brains.
      2、你看著她時我好像發現你的瞳孔放大了，除非你是吸毒上癮，否則那就是由於性吸引了。
    I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her.which,unless you』re a heroin addict,points to sexual attraction.

               【6】
    1、Penny的萬聖節party，sheldon穿成都卜勒效應(doppler effect)的黑白豎條衣服。
    2、鏡子戰術：她理頭髮，我也理頭髮；她聳肩，我也聳肩。潛意識裡她就會想，「我們是同步的，我們屬於彼此。」
    Mirror technique:she brushes her hair,I brush my hair back.she shrugs,I shrug.subconsciously she’s thinking,」we』re in sync.we belong together.」

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    1、歸謬反證法：就是通過把某方的論點誇大到荒謬的地步，然後批判這個它的結果，這是邏輯上的謬誤。
    Reductio ad absurdum:it’s the logical fallacy of extending someone’s argument,toridiculous proportions and then criticizing the result.
    2、床，即使是臨時的床，人們總是會把床頭板放在遠離門的位置。這是古代人遵循的規則，能保護自己不受野獸襲擊。
    A bed,even a temporary bed is always oriented with the headboard away from the door.it serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders.

        【9】
    科學家從不妥協。我們的大腦被鍛鍊成把事實結合起來，然後得出無可辯駁的結論。
    Scientists do not compromise.our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions.
        
        【12】
    ——這麼說你現在有了個小小的競爭對手，我真不明白這有什麼嚴重的。
    你當然不明白，你從來沒有成為頂尖過。
    ——so you』ve got a little competition ,I really don』t see what the big deal is.
      Well,of course you don』t,you』ve never excelled at anything.
        
        【15】
    1、人有多大膽，地有多大產。
    No guns,no glory,man.
      2、我一直認為我更像一隻布穀鳥。一種把蛋放在普通鳥巢裡的了不起的生物。當然，先孵化出的布穀鳥會吃掉所有的食物，留下其他普通的兄弟姐妹們餓死。
    I always thought i was more like a cuckoo bird.a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary bird.of course,the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food,leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death.
        
        【16】
    1、我不慶祝生日的。我父母只會在我取得成就的時候慶祝，而被逐出產道顯然不算其中一項。
    I don't celebrate my birthday.my parents focused on celebrating achievements,and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them,
      2、我同意你的論據，但不同意你的論點。
    I accept your premise;i reject your conclusion.
        
        【17】
    1、最原始的腦部，也就是扁桃型結構。然而話語功能處於最後發育的新大腦皮質中心位置。前者可以輕易統治後者。科學已經證實這就是「無話可說」的概念。
    The primitive portion of the brain,known as the amygdala.while speech is centered in the much more recently developed neo-cortex.the former can easily overpower the latter.giving scientific credence to the notion of being "rendered speechless".
      2、在1935年，埃爾文•薛丁格嘗試去說明在量子物理學中的哥本哈根解釋，他做了個實驗，把一隻貓和一小瓶密封好的毒藥一起放在盒子裡，毒藥瓶隨時會破裂。好，除非你打開盒子，不然沒人知道毒藥是否或者是何時已經被釋放了。因此我們認為貓或活或死都是可以的。
    Anyway,in 1935,erwin schrodinger,in an attempt to explain the copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics,he proposed an experiment,where a cat in a bos with a sealed vial of poison that will break open at a random time.now,since no one knows when or if the poison has been released until the box is opened.the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead.
      3、sheldon學中文。用來跟飯店老闆理論。