有一段台詞很逗

最近關注點很奇怪。呵呵，印象深刻的台詞是女主這段描述。（好害羞）
well,the first one,of course, not easily forgotten,was kind of nice.Two:hairy back.
Three,four,five...Six was on my birthday in my parents' room.Ok,seven.Eight,unfortunately,was quite a shock.Nine:against a fence. Very uncomfortable.Don't try it.Ten was gorgeous.Just heaven,just..he was wonderful.Eleven:obviously,after 10,disappointing.Twelve through 17:the university years.Sensitive,caring,intelligent boys.Sexually speaking,a real low patch.Eighteen broke my heart.Years of yearning.Twenty...oh my god,i can't believe i've reached 20.Twenty-one:elephant tongue.Twenty-two kept falling asleep.That was my first year in England.Twenty-three and twenty-four toghther.That was something.Twenty-seven.Now that was a mistake.Well,yes ,he kept screaming.It was very off-putting.I nearly gave up on the whole thing.But Spencer changed my mind.That's 28.His father,29.Thirty...Thirty-one,oh my god.Thirty-two was lovely.And then my fiance.That's 33.

感覺這不可能是編劇寫的，很可能是根據暢銷小說改編電影，小說家一般功力深厚許多
另：每一個想辦西式婚禮的人在婚禮前應該好好看看，可以學到不好吧。