Favorite Parts~~

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1. Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right Johnny?
 John: Fuckin' right!
 Ted: Alright, come one, let's sing the Thunder Song.
 John: Alright.
 John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: "Fuck you thunder! You can suck my dick. You can't get me, thunder, 'cause your just God's farts. Pft."

2. Interview:
Manager: "Do you think you got what it takes?"
Ted: "I'll tell you what I got.. your wife's pussy on my breath."
Manager: "Nobody has ever talked to me like that before."
Ted: "That's because everybody's mouth is usually filled with your wife's box."
Manager: "You're hired."
 Ted: Shit!

3.Ted: Fuck that, it's been 4 years, Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring? Huh? Where's my ring, asshole? Where's my ring, motherfucker? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on!
 John: All right, all right!

4. John: I'm taking Lori to dinner. You don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?
 Ted: What, like anal?

5. Ted: "I can hear the fat kid running"

6. John: Ted, you gotta move out. Now, I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
 Ted: Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.
 Ted's squeakbox: (I love you)
 Ted: Sorry, that's the...
 John: The old, yeah...
 
7. Ted: Know what I'd like to do to her? Something I like to call a "Dirty Fozzie."

8. Creepy guy: If I had a son, I promised myself i'd never tell him no
Ted: A no to a snickers wouldn't have hurt

9. John: Oh...oh...
 Ted: Why you crying?
 John: My junk got squished by the TV!

10. Ted：Down here, no looking up your towel, swear to God, not looking at your funny business.