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恆星的千年

2012-10-07 11:19:32

看完這部經典災難爆笑喜劇之後的吐槽,順便摘錄一篇國外影人的經典評論,堪稱爆笑

************這篇影評可能有雷************

很有趣的爛片,第一次看到男主角的時候真心以為是惡搞的搞笑片,後來發現導演原來是很認真的導出一部爛片以後,感覺真心有趣,很多場景十分爆笑,比如飛機被砸下去,很悲催的感覺,還有那可愛的血塊,三個永遠沒事的XX,開頭的飛行員按理說應該第一個犧牲,結果沒有,還有被砸的路人,鏡頭匪夷所思~~

When all volcanoes erupted in the North Pole(or S. Pole, or wherever), when all the glaciers were melted down, the temperature of the Earth should have become so hot, the global warming was not a prediction but a doomed fact coming at supersonic speed, yet this pathetic movie did the opposite: Ice Age is coming! The fat meaty faced scientist/father with the stupid look kept radio callings from his car to an Indian scientist at the epic center with such a lame and unconvincing dialog and the poorest disastrous graphics, and then an airport police woman with the poorest acting talent approached the stupid scientist/father with such a lame and stupid dialog and acting, the movie had right away become so obvious a lousy and stupid Sci-Fi movie and doomed to be one of the worst in movie history. Then the movie continued to deteriorate and rotten in high speed when the Air Force was ordered to fire missiles to the advancing glaciers and caused monstrous ice rocks erupted into the sky, knocking out the fighter jets, raining down into the cities.....the nightmarish experience in watching this pathetic and stupid movie was even more serious and deadly than what were shown on the viewing screen. All the people who involved in this pathetic movie, including the investors, the director, the graphic designer, especially the screenplay writer(s) and anyone who had signed up to get a role in this brain-dead movie should either be banned from the movie industries or to have their I.Q. rechecked promptly.   舉報

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