Halle Berry在金酸莓頒獎禮發表的精彩爆笑的獲獎感言

Halle Berry罕有地親自到金酸莓頒獎現場領獎，視訊中哈莉·貝瑞手持奧斯卡發表精彩爆笑的獲獎感言，一一感謝了相關電影公司、經理人、編劇、導演、劇組人員、表演老師，並回憶兒時母親曾教她」失敗乃成功之母「的道理，甚具娛樂精神，給大家留下深刻印象。勇於承認失敗，這也是哈莉·貝瑞親自到頒獎現場領取金酸莓的主要原因。
獲獎視訊 http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTI0MjIyOTc2.html
獲獎感言 http://lybio.net/tag/halle-berry-accepts-razzie-award/

Halle Berry for cat woman.

WORST ACTRESS of 2004
WINNER
HALLE BERRY

I don』t even know why I』m here so
It’s alright tell me please.
No really. I』m – I』m late for work, I』m sorry. I shouldn』t even –
You should come back anytime
We』re always here.
Catnip.

Ladies and Gentlemen Halle Berry.

[Halle Berry (August 14, 1966)] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Oh, oh my god. I I』m (We Love You) Oh my god. Thank you guys, thank you so much. I never in my life thought I would be up here. Winning a Razzie! I mean, it’s not like I ever aspired to be here. But thank you. Oh gosh. And no, I don』t have to give this back, it’s got my name on it! But wow. You know, I』ve got so many people to thank, because you don』t win a Razzie without a lot of help from a lot of people.

So please indulge me, and just let me go through this. First of all, I want to thank Warner Brothers. Thank you for putting me in a piece of shit, god-awful movie. Ahhhhh! You know, it was just what my career needed, you know? I was at the top, and then Catwoman just plummeted me to the bottom. Love it. It’s hard being on top, it’s much better being on the bottom.

I want to thank my manager, Vincent Cirrincione… Vince, come here, here’s my manager, Vincent Cirrincione. I want to say… no, no, listen… this guy loves me. He loves me so much. He loves me so much that when he tells me that I』m the greatest actress there ever was… he loves me so much that he convinces me to do projects even when he knows they』re shit! But that’s how much he loves me. That’s how much he really loves me. And my only advice to Vinnie is: Next time I do a movie, if I get a chance to do another movie, um maybe you should read the script before you read the check. Just counting the zeroes behind the one really isn』t enough. You really gotta read the script. Thank you. I love you man, I love you.

Um, I want to thank my agent, and my lawyers, who obviously don』t give a shit; they』re not here tonight. But love you guys, love you! Um I want to thank the writers, all 20 of them. Thank you for thinking this was a good idea. Obviously, it wasn』t, but I appreciate the thought. You thought it was, you tried. Hey, thank you.

Um, I want to thank the cast. You know, it’s really important, in order to give a really bad performance like I did, you need a lot of bad performers around you. So I want to thank all of them, for being bad right along with me. One of them is here, Alex Borstein. Come on out, Alex. Thank you. You know what? Happiest moment of her life. One of the things about Catwoman, the great things about Catwoman, one of the best things about Catwoman is that I got to make some really wonderful life-long friendships and this lady is one of them. And you know what? I want to thank you for every single day, looking up at me, and telling me that I was doing a great job, that I was the best Catwoman you ever saw. I want to thank you for lying straight to my face every day. Thank you, thank you.

[Alex Borstein]
You』re welcome.

[Halle Berry] Source: LYBIO.net
You know in Hollywood, they lie behind your back, but she lied straight to my face. Love that, I love that. Thank you, thank you. Now beat it.

I also want to thank our director, Pitof, you know, that one-name French guy? Thank you very much. It was a joy to come to work every day and work with him, really. I mean, I didn』t know what the hell he was saying, but — I』m sure it showed in my performance — but it really was a pleasure. And I also want to thank my acting coach, Ivana Chubbuck, she wrote a book called The Power of the Actor, you all should rush out and get it. Could change your life too.

And in all serious, OK, I』ve had enough fun joking, I want to really tell you why I』m here tonight. Really. I』m not exactly sure, really, I』m still trying to figure it out but um, because when I was a kid, my mother told me, if you could not be a good loser, there was no way you could be a good winner. If you weren』t able to take criticism, then you were not worthy of getting praise.

So, I ventured into my career of acting, and I started off in beauty pageants. That’s probably another good reason why I』m here tonight. Um, started off in beauty pageants, and I won the first three in a row. Just won 『em. I got to the Miss USA pageant, and there I was on the stage with the first runner up. And I was there, and she was there, and one of us would win. She was this buxom, blonde, blue-eyed Texan. And I looked at her, and I thought 「Oh God, I』m probably gonna lose.」 Sure enough, they called the winner, it wasn』t me, it was her. I looked at her, and all I could hear was my mother’s voice, in my head, and I thought 「OK, here’s my chance.」 But all I wanted to do was fuckin slap the shit out of her.

So, as you can imagine, I want to fuckin slap the shit out of these Razzie people that brought me here tonight. But I won』t do that. I』ll do what my mother taught me, and I』ll stand here graciously. I』ll take the criticism, take it as a lesson learned. And I hope to God I never see these people ever again. Thank you all.   舉報