Honest Trailer of Equalizer

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In THIS October, when justice fails you, you can count on the EQUALIZER (,which doesn't get mentioned much during the movie. In fact, I don't think this name is mentioned at all. I almost forgot I was watching equalizer after the movie. The Chinese translation doesn't make such sense either.) But it's still awesome to see Denzel 華盛頓 losing some weight and back in action!

So, BE PREPARED TO WATCH! 90 seconds of action in this two-hour long movie FULL OF...
  unnecessary talking,
  unnecessary side-plots,
  people you don't care beating up people you don't care,
  killing people for no reason,
  AND characters just changing their character for the convenience of the plot:
  doesn't the girl at first talk like a cold indifferent b*ch but all of sudden becomes a sentimental little-girl type the next time she met Denzel 華盛頓?
  How does that corrupted cop change from a hard-ass subject to an obedient sidekick just because the bad guy sat down at the table and talked? and how does he change from a bad guy to wanting to be a good cop just because Denzel 華盛頓 told him to do the right thing? WTbeeeeeep!
  (probably you guy don't know who I am talking about right..?)

FEATURING! car door that cannot be opened from inside! car window that cannot be rolled down from inside! And lots... lots... of ... sloooow mooootion ----- Denzel 華盛頓 beating people in slow motion; Denzel 華盛頓 walking out of a shelf in slow motion; Denzel 華盛頓 looking at people in slow motion; the bad guy trying to stand up without using his arm in slow motion!

Also FEATURING WALKING! Denzel 華盛頓 walking in the blast after blowing up a massive ship and gas pipelines(?) (without explaining how he knew the whereabouts the ship; how he got into the ship; how he got the bombs; how.. ok. maybe that's enough question for now.)

AGAIN featuring Denzel 華盛頓 walking in the rain! Denzel 華盛頓 walking among bodies (without explaining how he killed all the bodyguards of the most powerful Russian mob lead in the world just by himself.)

So basically all the good parts/part are/is already in trailer. But if you like Denzel 華盛頓, then this is still a pretty good movie to watch. He is probably the only bearable thing in the movie.

(sorry, I know this is probably really bad. 但槽點太多，I just can't help it.)