限制級預告片中英文台詞和吐槽

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-I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.
我愛你，韋德威爾遜，我們能挺過去。【註釋：賤賤的前女友】

-You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lung, prostate and brain, all things I can live without.
你說得對。癌細胞不過擴散在我的肝肺前列腺和大腦，沒這些雜碎我也能活。

- What if I told you we can make you better?
如果我告訴你我們能把你治好 ，聽起來怎麼樣？
You're a fighter. We can give you abilities most men only dream of, make you a superhero.
你是個戰士。我們可以給你大多人夢寐以求的能力，讓你成為超級英雄。

-You just promise you'll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else.
請保證你會對我好點，這樣我就能善待他人。
But please don't make me supersuit green, or ANNIMATED!
但千萬別讓我穿綠色制服，或者加特技duang！！！【註釋：吐槽綠燈俠，Ryan以前出演的爛片，制服是CG特效做的】

-One thing that never survives this place, is a sense of humor.
從來沒人能帶著幽默感離開這個地方。【註釋：weapon x加拿大坑爹毀容所大家都懂，電影大boss Ajax】

-We'll see about that, pop spice.
結論別下的那麼早，性感小辣椒。
Oh come on, you'll leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O' Donnell?
噢別走，你就這麼把我和沒那麼生氣的羅西奧唐納扔在一起嗎？【註釋：羅茜·奧唐納，著名啦啦脫口秀主持人，以憤怒出名？諷刺旁邊的妹子脾氣大。】

marvel標誌伴隨[shoop]的bgm（全歌見最後）
[Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up,
Mr. Lover Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-]

-WAIT！！You may be wondering why the red suit, that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy gets the right idea, he wears the brown pants.
等一下！！你們也許不知道為啥哥穿一身紅色殺馬特，這樣壞人就看不出我流血了。這邊這位小哥理解對了，他穿了屎黃色褲子。
Cut the music.
關門放歌


In 2016
bgm[X Gon' Give it to ya](同理全歌看最後啦)
[X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard gettin busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll do it again
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sendin me
You motherfucker never wanted nothin
But your life said, that's for the light day
I'm gettin down, down
Make it say freeze
But won't be the one endin up on his knees (Whoo)
Please, If the only thing you cats did is come out to play
Stay out my way, motherfucker]

-Ah! What the…
幹！
Uh~

【With Great Power】
能力越大
【Comes great irresponsibility】
越不負責

-It reeks like old lady-pants in here.
這屋聞起來像老太太的裹腳布。【註釋：其實是啥意思你們都懂我就在文字上打個碼。旁邊的老太太也是死侍v1里出鏡率很高的漫畫人物哦[其實也不是很高啦]閉嘴，總之她叫Blind Al，和賤賤住一個公寓（？】

-Sounds like you have a dick in your mouth.
聽起來你嘴裡含了個老二。【註釋：別問我這句為啥不打碼我不知道怎麼打】

-Aw Motherfucker. You are hard to look at.
幹他娘的，你看著真他媽讓人難受。

-Like a testicle with teeth.
 像長了牙的睪丸。（點著頭）

-You looks like Freddy Krueger face-fucked the topographical map of 猶他.
你看上去像弗萊迪·克魯格和猶他州地形圖來了次顏交。【註釋：啊這句話要寫很長註釋！弗萊迪克魯格是猛鬼街經典角色，以坑坑窪窪的臉出名，你們百度下圖片就懂。猶他州也以坑坑窪窪出名。總之這句話罵的很有水平！！在下輸了！！！對了這位口吐蓮花的才子是鼴鼠（Weasel），賤賤的好基友加武器供應商，賤萌賤萌的，當然賤賤有的時候會傲嬌各種欺負他，但有正事的時候就超夠朋友】

-Exactly!
就是這個調調！（拍桌叫好

接下來的動作都很帥你們快看快看！！！

-Uh. I'm touching myself tonight.
爽！今晚哥要擼一發。

Deadpool~~~~bgm還是[X Gon' Give it to ya]

-You are haunted.
你長得跟鬼一樣。
You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.
 你看上去像一顆鱷梨和一顆更老的鱷梨打炮生出的孽子。

-Thank you.
謝你全家。