豆粥
2016-05-03 21:01:42
瑪莉 and Max
Dear 瑪莉,
Please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you. When I recived your boos, the emtions insides my brain felt like they wew in a tumble dryer, smashing into each other. The hurt felt like when I accidentally stapled my lips together. The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect, and so am I. All humans are imperfect, even the man outside my apartment who litters. When I was yound, I wanted to be anybody but myself. Dr Bernard Hazelhof said if I was on a desert island, then I would have to get used to my own company- just me and the coconuts. He said I would have ti accept myself, my warts and all, and that we don't get to choose our warts. They are a part of us and we have to live with them. We can, however, choose our friends, and I am glad I have chosen you. Dr Bernard Hazelhof also said that everyone's lives are like a very long sidewalk. Some are well paved. Others, likes mine, have cracks, banana skins and cigarette butts. Your sidewalk is like mine but probably not as many cracks. Hopefully, one day our sidewalks will meet and we can share a can of condensed milk. You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
Your American penpal,
Max 傑瑞 Horowitz
PS. I have recently found the perfect job with a aurvey company. All I have to do is eat things and tick boxes.