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Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.生活就好比是一步無盡的災難片 幸福就好像是其中插播的商業廣告般短暫 This had been the ultimate commercial break.然而現在已經到了最後的廣告插播時間Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programme.

You're clowning. You're not clowning. I sense clowns. People react to news of late-stage cancer differently.

Vanessa's already working on plan A, B, all the way through Z. Me? I'm memorizing the details of her face. Like it's the first time I'm seeing it. Or the last...

Hey, sorry. I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made 3 of those movies. At some point, you'd have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.

The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you. But what it does to the people you love. Who knew if this guy could save my life? But I knew there's only one way that I could save hers. Isn't that what superheroes do?

Okay. Let's pro con this superhero thing. Pro: they pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger, ensemble team movies. Con: they're all lame-ass teacher's pets!

All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex.

Do you have ''off'' switch? Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the ''on'' switch?