revenge movies

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- If your son is bleeding to death, it's a lot more useful to shout for help when there's nobody around than to call an ambulance.

- If your son is bleeding to death, let him walk by himself instead of carrying him - it would help stopping the bleed.

- When you are angry - stand in the middle of the road and wait for a car to smash you.

- Gang members only get flesh wounds when getting hit by a car on the highway.

- Montages are NOT a cliché.

- Gang members look super-cool in red light.

- When you want to sentence a murderer - it's enough to go to trial with one single evidence at hand (a witness).

- You can kill the guy, who murdered your son, at the same day he was released - the police would never suspect you did it. And if a policewoman would know you did it, she'll just tell you it's "not OK".

- Your friends at work would never ask you why your hand is all wrapped in bandage and is bleeding. But if you want to be sure - put your hand behind your back.

- Working in an office would put you in better shape than any gang member.

- There is no bullet in the world that can hit Kevin Bacon - unless he's running in slow motion or found in red lighting environment, which tends to make him vulnerable.

- Kelly Preston never learned what "overacting" means.

- If you secured the entire house and locked all the windows, it's OK to open the door to whoever rings the bell.

- If you're working in a hospital, it's good to tell a joke to someone whose entire family has just been murdered.

- If you're working in a bank, it's good to tell a joke to someone who draws all his savings.

- If you're working in a bar, you would never believe that anyone else speaks Spanish.

- Always read the instructions before using a weapon. It will also teach you how to shoot.

- Having your son in hospital would give you immunity when murdering bad guys.

- It's important to shave your head before going to kill your family's murderers.

- If you're going to crash into another guy's car, don't put your seat belt - it's for pu**ies.

- Mutilation is super-cool.

- Even Kevin Bacon can't save this movie from 詹姆士 Wan's direction.