這麼死心眼的王子還花心

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★★☆
Check out this cast, you may scare to death. Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Emily Blunt, Chris Pine, Anna Kendrick, they shouldn't be joking. Check out this picture above, what's your feeling? Could be a horror movie, huh? Of course, after google I got it came from an original stage play and it connected four famous fairy tale skillfully. And if I tell you this hysterical girl is that well-known Little Red, would you like to try it?
All right, maybe I'm not fond of music movie and I have no idea how fantastic the original work is, but this movie, which had been considered as a highlight of year, let me down. It's so long that I had to finish it by several times. The way they chose to connect the classic stories was OK, Cinderella's shoe, Jack's cow, Little Red's hoop and Rapunzel's hairs, appeared completely. The problem is about single track. Cinderella was not innocent this time, Jack showed his kindness mostly to his cow, Rapunzel was ignored easily, Little Red, I couldn't even say a good word about her, check out the picture again. The performance was bad, or the girl was not an option. Probably it's unfair to a teenager, but I don't think it's a good thing for her to take this. Too annoying, again.
The key of the original work is sarcasm with humor. 哈囉, where are you? Little Red got so much from The Baker's, but she's rude to him. The baker lied to Jack and refuse to keep promise. The baker's wife cut Rapunzel's hairs without a word and no one blamed her. Jack seeked death and caused a disaster for vanity. The prince was ROM brain and fickle. Well, they did have a discussion about right or wrong before the climax but not even a word to explain after that. Either you want to remake a series connection or create an anti-fairy tale, make sure one focus. You don't want to ruin the classic, or show us the real sarcasm.
一看這個陣容，你可能就嚇尿了。梅姨，德普，艾蜜莉·布朗特，克里斯·派恩，安娜·肯德里克，他們應該不會合夥拍爛片吧？一看上面這張圖，你啥感覺？喔，可能是個恐怖片吧。當然，在網上查過之後我發現其實是改編自同名舞台劇的，故事巧妙地將四個經典童話結合到了一起。但是如果我告訴你這個歇斯底裡的姑娘就是那個家喻戶曉得小紅帽時，你還想一睹真容嘛，是不是又尿了一次？
我承認音樂電影確實不是我的菜，我也完全不了解這個原著舞台劇有多麼的非凡，但是這部原本被看作年度重頭戲的電影，實在是差強人意。而且太長了，我居然分了幾次才看完。經典童話合體的方式還可以，灰姑娘的鞋子、傑克男孩的奶牛、小紅帽的斗篷和長髮公主的頭髮，看起來很完整。問題出在每一條單線上。灰姑娘這次不再單純了，活脫的心機婊一枚；傑克的善良純真似乎只寄予那頭奶牛，對別人就難說了；長髮公主太醬油，刪了戲份也可以吧；至於小紅帽，我都不惜的說她，再看看那幅圖好了。表演糟糕，甚或說這孩子壓根不是理想人選。可能這樣的評論對一個十幾歲的女孩不公平，但是錯過這個角色很有可能對她是件好事。真的很糟心，再說一遍。一點也不可愛。
原著的精髓是充滿幽默感的諷刺。是嘛，你們在哪兒？小紅帽一開始就從麵包師家索取那麼多，結果對麵包師卻粗魯無禮。麵包師撒謊忽悠傑克，後來還拒絕履行承諾。麵包師的老婆連個招呼都不打，就割斷長髮公主的頭髮，而且也沒受到責備。傑克不停地作死，引發了大災難，就為了滿足跟人打賭的虛榮心。王子是個死心眼，但是還對愛情不忠。不管怎麼說，結尾前似乎他們有了那麼一番關於對與錯的討論，可是就不了了之了。不管你是要翻拍一個經典故事，還是要炮製一款黑童話，確定好一個焦點先。要嘛別毀了童話，要嘛拿出點諷刺的態度來。